Terrible English by SCHOOL PT sir:

Terrible English by School PT sir:

1) There is no wind in the football..
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?.
3) You rotate the ground 4 times..
4) You go and understand the tree.
5) I'll give you clap on your cheeks..
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
7) Close the window air force is coming.
8) I have two daughters and both are girls..
9) Stand in a straight circle..
10) Don't stand in front of my back
11) Why Haircut not cut..?
12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
15) Give me a red pen of any colour.
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink?
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin.
18) Both of u stand together separately.
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!! ....
Don't laugh alone pass it....

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U. D. C. — Upper Division Clerk
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D. M. — District Magistrate
V. I. P. — Very Important Person
I. T. O. — Income Tax Officer
C. I. D. — Criminal Investigation Department
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C. B. I. — Central Bureau of Investigation
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M. P. — Madhya Pradesh
H. P. — Himachal Pradesh
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S. S. P. — Senior Superintendent of Police
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S. D. M. — Sub-Divisional Magistrate
S. M. — Station Master
A. S. M. — Assistant Station Master
V. C. — Vice-Chancellor
A. G. — Accountant General
C. R. — Confidential Report
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Some facts about INDIA

India
--The largest democratic country
--The 2nd largest population
--The 7th largest country in land size
--The largest Hindu population
--The largest Sikh population
--The largest Jain population
--The 3rd largest Muslim population
--The 6th largest Buddha population
--The 4th largest military
--The largest English speaking country
--There is 17 major languages and 844 dialects spoken in India.
--India was one of the richest countries on earth until the British invasion in the early 17th century.
--India invented the number system and Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented the digit zero.
--Chess was invented in India.
--India has the most number of mosques. It has 300,000 mosques which is much more than the Muslim world.
--India is one of the largest exporter of computer software products.
--Before 1986, India was the only place in the world where Diamonds could be found.
--The biggest and the largest employer in the world is Indian railways employing over a million people.
--India has the most number of post offices in the world.





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